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Will Mayer
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The Dark Fortress of Solitude
Will doesn't live nearby. It doesn't matter where you live, this message still applies. Sometimes, especially when considering the occupation of writing, this is good. Other times, especially when considering the act of contacting, this is bad.
Fortunately for you, Will has a P.O. BOX.
Will Mayer
PO BOX 333
Gladys, VA 24554
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Send word to the Dark Fortress without wasting a stamp
We understand that, sometimes, you just want to get a message directly to Will without the use of the postal service.
Therefore, we now provide this handy method: simply fill out the form and your message will be e-mailed to a certified carrier pigeon post. There, they are typed out automatically with the use of the latest telegram key technology, tied onto carrier pigeons, and sent to the dark fortress.
Will enjoys it when you send him messages. The fortess can get lonely and pigeons are tasty.
